I varnished my picnic table today and I just looked out to see an unmoving robin on it and I thought 'oh fuck is he stuck in the varnish' so I stared at him for a bit and he didn't move so I opened the back door and he still didn't move so I panicked and ran at him and he jumped to the other side of the table, cocked his head at me like "ya sap" and flew away
